2-I need to say that P is gay because he doesn't call me...and it's been fuckin 3 weeks since he texted me last time. Why the hell did he say "next time" if he ain't gonna call again, right?! He's just...gay.
3-So I was writing my exam and suddenly, a phone rang. I knew it was mine even if I thought I turned it off. But you know what you should do in case that happens to you? Just pretend to be innocent.
4-I HATE sitting next to guys in the library. They just breathe so heavily and they make so much random noice that I can't help but wonder if they are trying to get my attention.
5- The strange pattern: All the good people go to Vancouver and the bad ones stay in Montreal. Haven't you noticed?
*Facebooking*
*Stalking*
*Shit-talking*
*Eating*
Oh my god, I studied so hard today!