So, let me guess...
You are very superficial even though you say you're not just to not sound like an ass.
You care way too much about the image you project in public...even when no one's watching you.
Your jokes are boring but I laughed at them anyways because I have laughing disease. I still like the fact that you try.
You're a planner and you like to plan things to the last detail and that's why you're successful and reliable.
You're such a perfectionist that you would lie about anything to cover up little flaws.
You would give up anything for your career...but I know that's not only because it's your passion. You want to be the best and you can't accept failure.
You think you're above me just because you're born a few years earlier.
You have a lot to prove to your family and friends.
You watch porn A LOT...but you said you don't. It's okay, y'know.
You were trying to get over your ex-girlfriend when we met.
You were a nerd in high school...your friends too were nerds. And now you will start telling me that I'm a bigger nerd.
You're conscious about your height...that's one of the reasons why you like Asian girls.
You had many rules to follow when you were younger.
You think you're handsome...oh well you actually are.
You don't smile on pictures because you had crooked teeth before so you're not used to it.
You're ambitious but you take everything including yourself way too seriously.
You always have to know every single detail of every random crap because you want to be in control.
You should learn how to relax.
You might invite me to big parties but in fact, you prefer low-key social occasions with close friends.
You like to show off. Things that other people have...you must have them too.
You think all women are gold diggers...except your mom.
You thought you knew me then but you actually knew nothing...now you do.
You think I knew you then but even now...I can't say I do.
You think I don't have a life just because I study all the time...but you don't know why I do so.
You read my blog because you think I'm smart and pretty...but way too fucked up and immature. You also want to know if I miss you and whether I'll write about you. Let me tell you that you're also the most fucked up person I met because of all the points mentionned above and that's why I miss you.
That would be how much I think I know about you.