"Should I write a thank you card to everyone? I mean...not everyone, but just the managers and partners?"
"Are you really going to do such suck-up things?!"
"Well, I am a suck-up. What's wrong with that, as long as it works...and when no one knows, it's called being charming."
"True. I remember that e-mail you sent to a potential employer...I've seriously never seen such an incredible suck-up message.
"Oh, shut up."